{"title":"Bromeliad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe pineapple's fancier cousin who definitely brings up the family connection at parties. Bromeliads perfected the art of collecting water in their own built-in cup—because why rely on soil like everyone else? Spiky, colorful, and architecturally perfect, they thrive on neglect and look like they belong in a rainforest canopy and a modernist living room simultaneously.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/botanybooksandbooze.com\/collections\/bromeliad.oembed","provider":"Botany Books \u0026 Booze","version":"1.0","type":"link"}