Punny Plant Stakes / Funny Plant Markers

Your patrons and their plant addiction need these funny, punny witty and snarky stakes!

*Plant signs are laser engraved and then cut from the best quality cherry plywood material

*Each measure approx 1/2" wide and 6" long depending on the quote

* Front of signs are coated in polycrylic.

* Each sign is made from a select piece of wood and can vary in color and may have knots or imperfections that make it unique.

pray for me, please don't die, thirsty bitch, little prick, probably fake, not dead yet, I am literally dying, I'm rooting for you, high maintenance, I need a drink, you grow girl